Complex reactions to the AoS s7 trailer

So here's to deal (and yes I have realized lately how often I start posts with 'So...' but I'm going to keep doing it), the actual Agents of SHIELD s7 trailer left me pretty cold, it was about 90% made up of the scene saw months ago and the 16 second teaser we got a couple weeks back. And the whole thing focused on two things, it being the final season and the time travel, both of which are not exciting to me. If I wanted dumb time travel I'd still be watching Legends, I'm here because I still want to see the messy fallout with these characters and we got none of that.

And so, I present a project I've been thinking about for a couple months now. You remember how I repeatedly said in the s6 reviews that the AoS writers should have watched Farscape to figure out how to handle messy space ideas? Well, now look at a list of Farscape inspired things (with less yelling) I want said between May and Choni-Coulson.

( Did I maybe just want to watch some Farscape? )