Meme snagged from ladyhadhafang

It's been ages since I had a meme to play with, I miss it, so let's get this going.

Send me a character and I'll tell you:

My NOTP for them
My OTF (One True Friendship) for them
My OTP for them
My second choice pairing for them
My fluffy pairing for them
My angsty pairing for them
My favorite poly ship for them
My weirdest pairing for them