random meme

I enjoy this little meme snagged from a_white_rain.

1. The first character I first fell in love with
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3. The character everyone else loves that I don't
4. The character I love that everyone else hates
5. The character I used to love but don't any longer
6. The character I would shag anytime
7. The character I'd want to be like
8. The character I'd slap
9. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise

River Song?

( Doctor Who 4x08, and a funny thing about Rivers (includes a couple comments based on the previews) )