Ooo, nice. My only current one is a rogue who makes terrible puns all the time and will recite the Gypsy Rules at the drop of a hat, due to th clan she came from following these as a life philosophy.

And she's only a week-old character.

NPCs always have "kill me" signs on them. But then, I usually kill off my charater's NPCs in the most traumatic ways possible anyways, so that's sort of a moot point.

We cause angst because we care.

Phwahaha~ My story-writing mantra~