Okay, so I'm still behind on this show (I keep thinking about catching up on the TVD-verse but as the amount needed to catch up increases the more I suspect I'll end up waiting until summer). But anyway...

# Push off a cliff: Hmm...Klaus...first...

# Have sexual relations with: Elijah, and Rebekah, and maybe Marcel on pure physical attractiveness

# Marry: ...none of them

# Set on fire: Can I set the werewolf story on fire?

# Wrap a blanket around: Davina and Cami

# Be roommates with: Cami I suspect, maybe Sofie (Sophie? I'd have to learn how to spell her name at some point)