Wape up meme

It's been a while since I posted much, but how about I try and get going with a meme I found?

Pick a ship of mine/that I know about and I will tell you a bit about how each of the following scenarios would go down for them:

Fake dating
Bodyswap
Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it
Dark!fic
Secret kinks
Their first kiss
Meeting the parents
Moving in together
A crossover of my choice
An au of my choice
If you like, another trope/scenario of your choice