I don't want to TOUCH Hathor though, and slapping's too good for her. I reserve slapping for people who might actually learn something from it...I guess.

It's funny, Sam can have suitors all over the place and I end up loving most of them, but with Jack and Daniel it just comes off as the show throwing random women at them because leading male characters are supposed to have episodic love interests. The fact that they usually have to play mind games with Daniel to make it happen just makes it worse.